I can see you! You don't have to hide, friend! Please! Step out where I can see you better! There, that's much better! You look a little tired! Are you okay?

I suppose an introduction is in order. Hello, friend! My name is Polly Rigormortis! And I used to be a doll, until one day the Dolly Master and his Muse Raven infused me with their dark magic, thus bringing me to life. Though we don't always see eye to eye, those two pretty much let me do my own thing around here.

I am many things, but first and foremost, I am a cross-dressing homicidal serial killer rock star. I even have a heavy metal band called the Demented Dollyz that I sing and play bass for, along with Dirty Dolly on guitars, and Passion Puss Dolly on drums. Come to one of our shows and you're likely to leave in a body bag, or two.

One thing you should know about me is that I love to read. However, I am very particular in choosing my books. They must be entertaining and draw me into the story. If not, then they get tossed atop the bonfire.

I love the smell of books, especially new ones. The aroma is intoxicating, almost as much as the pheromones emaninting from between the legs of Dirty Dolly when I am going down... ummm... sorry! I kind of get carried away when I think of her wearing a little plaid skirt and her hair is tied up in pigtails. Yummy!

Anyways, whenever you find yourself back around these parts, check back in. You never know when I might have another rcommendation for your reading pleasure. A word of warning, though; watch your ass! The Master and his Lady-Bird do like their strangers... medium rare! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... !

*Polly's Rating System is as follows:

No Middle Fingers - "Not worth your time; toss it in the trash!"

One Middle Finger - "A fair read, but I've been there, done that, before!"

Two Middle Fingers - "Buy this book or I will personally haunt you in your dreams until you do!"



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